So I'm probably a lesbian. But also sometimes you see a boy and are like bark bark WOOF WOOF. Also my girlfriend has some weird gender stuff going on. So I guess my sexuality is just whatever the fuck that thing is? But seriously, I wanna go through this shit so ya'll know what I'm dealing with. So like ever since I was little, I liked girls. LIKE, A LOT. I WAS OBSESSED WITH GIRLS GROWING UP. Not in a comphet way either, I would just be completely obsessed with girls and having a girlfriend. But also when I found out what sex was, my first thought was "oh if you used your asshole two guys could have sex. And most men are gross but also like...anime boys be so sexy. Also like certain irl boys/men also be so fine? But like I never had a crush on a boy ever, but would be madly falling in love with girls all the time. Like I've hooked up with boys and they're fine I guess. And don't get me started on NB people cause like trans people are sooooooo fucking hot. BARK BARK WOOF WOOF. idk, I really like girls and boys are cool sometimes, but like most of the time are gross. I also think lesbianism appeals to me because being in a sapphic relationship has been very gender affirming. But like I can't tell how much I like guys???? For the longest time I identified as a bisexual disaster. But is it such a crime that I've always wanted to be a lesbian since I was a little boy? I'm not gonna be like "oh I'm a bi lesbian." BECAUSE THAT'S FUCKING STUPID (look if you idenitify as a bi lesbian good for you, it's just not for me.) I don't need a label at the end of the day to know that I'm a stupid U-Haul dyke and also a faggot.

Wait, is that not what you freaks came for? Ok, here's a list of all the weird stuff I'm into.